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and now the secret is out... acorn butter is very similar to apple butter, and given the current scarcity of acorns the SOS (Society of Squirrels) has officially sanctioned certain apple butters to be substituted for acorn butter, especially when dealing with human creatures. The pure acorn butter, made from acorns is being reserved for use in the homes being run by the SOS of aging and ailing squirrels.
Here in the middle east we make our acorn butter out of dates since there are no acorns at all. Oak trees and apple trees do not do well in the desert. We do recieve some shipments of the pure acorn butter from some of our colleagues in England, but. as elsewhere, this precious butter is saved for the ill and aging.
Here in Russia, all pure acorn butter is confiscated by the State. We think that it is distributed to Putin and his close associates to use on Tree Oysters (see here for the recipe.)
They are bastards.
We watch these blogs, Dimitri... Your tail is grasski. They are preparing a place for you at the squirrel gulag. And we can assure you there is no acorn butter served there.
You are all Bastards!!!!!
I condemn in the strongest way the actions of the KGB squirrels, but don't plan to do anything about it. I'll have Condi issue a strongly worded statement as well.
By the way when I last saw Vladi, we had some of those Tree Oysters with a little acorn butter... not bad at all. Arrogance and power go well with acorn butter
You're a bastard too!
We want to assure all squirrels that the inaction of the Bushytail administration with respect to the KGB Squirrels would not be tolerated by a McCain administratiion. McCain was quoted as saying, "I'd fry their nuts!"
They like fried nuts! You're a bastard too!
guess whos nuts are going to fry, Dimitri. We are hooking up the wires right now. See ya!
Bastards!!!!
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